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| Nov 22, 18 | 26,967 notes |
Your dick will literally fall off. Like I don’t know what you’re hoping for. But if you jack off three hundred and seventeen thousand, eight hundred and eleven times in a day. Your dick will literally be reduced to a bloody stump.
That’s quitter talk
(Source: catchymemes, via aurotoiras)
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Honestly I could watch these 8 seconds from The Eric Andre Show for the rest of my life and I’ll still laugh every fucking time
y'all really need to raise your standards on what you think is funny
(via fatgaymccree)
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I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
(via quuiet)
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